2011-03-23

Reactor 1 Reaches 400 Degrees Celsius — Tokyo's Tap Water Deemed Unsafe for Consumption — US halts food imports from Japan — Radiation reaches Europe [Updated]

Dear Traders, Speculators, HFT Algorithms, Fund Managers,

Apologies to disturb you during your equities buying spree, but these points might be of interest to you:
Sorry for this interruption, please return to your trading desk now, and resume buying shares. They are bargains. Once in a lifetime bargains.

Thank you for your attention,

Pej

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